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I have met my girlfriend's dad
Worst weekend I've ever had
He calls me a brat and drives me mad
To him I'm nothing but a fool
It doesn't matter what I do
I wish so badly he were cool

“Your band sucks” is what he said
With a badass attitude
“Crappy songs, badly performed
Your lyrics made me puke”

My girlfriend's dad

He said: “You look like a pimpled nerd
Thick glasses and Descendents shirt
In your skinny jeans your balls look like a cunt”

He was drunk and pretty pissed
He smashed his bottle in my face
Cause he doesn't wan me at his place
Dragged me out of the front door
Wiped myself over the floor
Now I cannot meet my girl no more

He said: “You look like a pimpled nerd
Thick glasses and Nerf Herder shirt
In your skinny jeans your balls look like a cunt

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from Apparatus Of The Ultimate Power, released July 13, 2018

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